writer(s):anonymous & as cited

treasurer:lilith dillon
“don’t weep for me, angel roy in heaven...remember, oranges don’t leave bruises.”
charge nurse:mildred ratched, r.n.
“billy, how do you think your mother would feel if she found out you’d been looking at trashy websites?”
minister of
propaganda
:
sean spicer
“this is the wickedest bitchin’ site of this or any epoch—including the phanerozoic—PERIOD.”
editor-in-chief:raul (“el perro”)
i despise sloppy typesetting as much as i despise cats. now get me that revised copy...stat!”

censor omega class:winston smith
photo not available at this time
profreader/
plenipotentiary
:
jeff trudell
wanted in 17 states & 3 canadian provinces for manufacture & distribution of phonemes with wanton intent to influence opinions.