charge nurse:mildred ratched, r.n.
“billy, how do you think your mother would feel if she found out you’d been looking at trashy websites?”
editor-in-chief:raul (“el perro”)
i despise sloppy typesetting as much as i despise cats. now get me that revised copy...stat!”

profreader/
plenipotentiary
:
jeff trudell
wanted in 17 states & 3 canadian provinces for manufacture & distribution of phonemes with wanton intent to influence opinions.
vice president of
marketin’
:
ratso rizzo
“d’ya mind?! i’m marketin’ here!”